a systematic critique-The Cyber Truck

When searching for things to look at and find to take a critical look at I have discovered something. Something weird and yet exciting. The title of this blog post probably already gave what I am referring to away. The Cybertruck, the mind baby of Tesla motors.

This boy, looks weird…..but is that bad. There have probably been literally tons of things said about it. Looking at it from both a positive and negative light. “It looks like Lora Croft”, ” It is like a 2D rendering applied in the real world.” ” I looks like something that I would draw in second grade trying to draw a car.” All of these things…..are funny and kind of true. But this will not be a look at it from a “does it work” or “is it cool” post. No, I will look at it as it is, a system. It’s form and its function and its interactions with the world….wait, never mind. Does it look cool and does it preform its intended function is exactly what I will be writing about. And because I am lazy I am only going to provide simple comments which can be used too…..do stuff.

Comments:

The front looks hot, the back looks pretty cool, but not….really. It is like one of those “is it a duck or a rabbit” kind of things. The overall thing looks good  if you are staring at the front of the truck, but it looks kind of back it you are focusing on the back while, again, looking at the overall truck. Or maybe it is the other way around.

On the back cover you can definitely place a solar panel because of its simple trunk cover design.

I feel if you were to dent its surface it would be much more noticeable than a conventional truck.

From the website it appears that there is a much larger amount of leg room in the back space than any other truck I have seen

It looks like it can be easily mass produced. Its simple edges can be more easily made vs conventional trucks where a kind of “infrastructure” needs to be made in order to redevelop it. Like I feel as if you were to copyright this design, which I do not think you can, you could just be like, ” Just slap some panels on this thing and you can call it a car.” Like if the entire world ended tomorrow and there were a few survivors left you would prefer re-developing the infrastructure of cars using this design because it looks so simple to make.

The amount of metal used to make this seems kind of wasteful unless a recycling scheme is used, where you can return old models and get new ones for like a discounted price.

Where are the airbags going to come from inside of the truck?

This seems like a luxury car.

Where is the place where you read speed and engine acceleration?

Who is going to service this thing if there is a problem with it?

It looks pretty aerodynamic so when it inevitably goes into space it will be pretty cool.

Conspiracy Theory – Brah what if it was meant to go to space. Like because it is so easy to manufacture it can be easily manufactured on different worlds. Like if it had to choose between this and a ford F150 I would choose this for multi world transportation because it would be much simpler to recreate and manufacture off world.

Electric Cars do not really need an infrastructure keep them in service, you can basically charge them using anything which can be converted into electricity. I mean you have to obtain energy from somewhere, however they are not really “reliant” on that said energy source. Like with gas this “requires” a gas station and a specific chemical. Whereas electric cars just requires…electricity.

That’s pretty much all I can think of right now.

Overall it seems like it is weird and different. However I think it is pretty cool. You can easily manufacture it, if you make everything modular then hell, I would definitely prefer this over a gas powered car. Its design…mehhhh, seems a little to….not really good. But hey, the more you look at it the more it grows on you.

Short term, seems kind of stupid, long term….hehe, its perfect.

tl;dr:
– easy to manufacture
– easy to design
– easy to redevelop

invention-weight shoes

Bro, bro….bro. what if there were like there were like little scales in our shoes. And when you stand up these little scales automatically obtain your weight. When you walk, run, etc. it will take your weight value constantly. Heck, they do not even have to be apart of the show itself, it can be able to be placed into any shoe and can constantly get data and send it to like a weight app of even a fit bit.

Yeeeee, mhhhh. That sound nice.

weird thought I just had, famous gene

Yo, weird conspiracy theory idea but what if there is like a facial structure that all famous people share on average. Like what if someone like I don’t know Rihanna has the same basic face as someone like pffft. Michael Jackson before surgery. Make there is like some “famous Gene” in which people have which eventually makes then famous from people recognizing it. 

I prob just like boosted the ego of like thousands of famous people, but hey who knows. That’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY!!

weird thought I just had, Google sex bots

I wonder if Google is ever going to start developing sex robots. I mean they pretty much have the infrastructure for it. They could use the quantum computer to emulate all possible actions to emulate human thought, the have a very strong functional AI and literally pounds of data on how humans behave and act. They can also determine your sexual preferable from your search history. All the need to do it get a manufacturing hub and some designersa and they can make a killing. 

Yo speaking of this Google could probably make one hell of a dating application. They would know your preferences and everything. Google should hire me for these amazing ideas, shit.

invention idea- the throw it in your cart and instantly pay for it 3000, TTYCIP TTYCiP 3000

Ok so you know how when you are going shopping right? And you want to just go in, buy something, and get out. Maybe socialize with other people. Meet potential mates and what not. But overall you just want to make the buy food/ stuff process as fast as possible? Well have I the invention for you!! Introducing the “throw in your cart and instantly pay for it 3000” I know right? Cool name.

Now I know what your thinking. But Gray, how am I supposed to bag up all the stuff if I have to put all my stuff in the bag myself? How will I keep things organized? 
Well, you go to self checkout right? You usually bag things yourself there right? Same difference, I except the bags will be INSIDE the carts. So when you throw stuff inside of the cart you can just put it in the bag as you put it inside of the cart. But the cool thing is about this invention…THE REALLY COOL THING ABOUT THIS!!! Is that you just go inside and as you put stuff into the cart you are AUTOMATICALLY PAYING FOR IT!!! I know I know genius material right here. Big boy brain thinking right. You go in, you put stuff in your cart using a bag system and then you walk right out. And if you do not want something you just put it back and the item will not be charged on your account. You only get fully charged once you fully walk out of the store with your items. 
How will this work? You would link the automatic cart directly to an application which links it to your bank which charges you a certain amount of money. The app will automatically also give you visual discounts on what is currently available and not available. Pretty neet huh? It would also have a place to put your phone and integrate with it so that you can use it as a map to navigate around the store so that you can find the item you are looking for.
Yep, (stretches) I will accept my paycheck for those in the future who are like woah!!! He is so smart.
Naw, I just like to make shit. (Pride level overwhelming)
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